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Siri 'Just Thrilled' About iOS 8, but Sad About Lack of Stage Time at WWDC

Developers running the beta version of iOS 8 can ask Siri for an opinion on the new operating system, prompting Apple's virtual assistant to provide one of several humorous responses. Siri's funny responses are limited to iOS 8 -- iOS 7 users who ask Siri about iOS 8 receive generic responses on Siri's like of Apple products.

Asking "Siri, do you like iOS 8?" will result in tongue-in-cheek answers that hint at new features in iOS 8 like "It's just swift," alluding to the company's newly introduced programming language.

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Siri's answers also allude to new Apple's HomeKit home automation platform, which will allow Siri to control various connected devices such as Philips' line of Hue lights.
"I'm just thrilled about iOS 8 -- It's like moving into a bigger, nicer house. And I get to turn the lights on and off."
The virtual assistant also pokes fun at the limited amount of time Apple spent going over new Siri features during its keynote event at the Worldwide Developers Conference.
"Impressive, but... you'd think they could have talked about me for more than thirty seconds. Sniff."
Siri has gained several major new features in iOS 8, including Shazam integration that allows the voice assistant to identify songs upon request, and the ability to open the App Store for the first time. Siri's also able to be activated hands-free with the voice command "Hey Siri," when plugged in, and it supports streaming voice recognition for real-time feedback on requests.

Apple has worked hard to improve Siri since its 2011 introduction alongside iOS 5, adding new capabilities and a never-ending stream of funny responses and quips to requests and queries. As of late, rumors have suggested that the company is planning to bring Siri development in-house, working to build a strong speech recognition team.

Apple seeded the third iOS 8 beta to developers yesterday, with plans to release the operating system to the public in the fall following an extended beta testing period.

Related roundups: iOS 8, iOS 8 Features

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12 weeks ago

Good lord...and this is on front page?


You must be fun at parties.
Rating: 57 Votes
12 weeks ago

Good lord...and this is on front page?


Maybe you could start your own Apple News and Rumors blog. Then you could have it your way and decide what goes on the front page.
Rating: 23 Votes
12 weeks ago
Good lord...and this is on front page?
Rating: 21 Votes
12 weeks ago

I love Siri. The sense of humor really makes it fun to talk to. I remember getting my hands on the first iPhone with Siri... I never put it down!


Is this you?

Rating: 19 Votes
12 weeks ago
I love Siri. The sense of humor really makes it fun to talk to. I remember getting my hands on the first iPhone with Siri... I never put it down!
Rating: 15 Votes
12 weeks ago
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So... Siri can make witty remarks, but can rarely answer most questions?

Yay!

:rolleyes:
Rating: 14 Votes
12 weeks ago
Who gets to make these has a fun job..
Rating: 10 Votes
12 weeks ago
Perhaps the developers should be spending more time fixing the bugs then adding snarky answers to Siri :rolleyes:
Rating: 8 Votes
12 weeks ago

You must be fun at parties.


At least he gets invited to parties.. ;)
Rating: 8 Votes
12 weeks ago
Google Voice pretty much smacks Siri. I can't think of a single way it's better.
Rating: 6 Votes

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