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The Apple Store is a pretty laid back place, with friendly staff who will help you pick out a computer -- or, if you'd prefer, leave you alone to write an entire book on the store's computers. But just how far can you push it before the staff get fed up?

New York-based comedian Mark Malkoff decided to test the limits of the Apple Store's friendliness.

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S.B.G Avatar
189 months ago
That was comical for sure. I lol'd when Darth showed up!
Score: 14 Votes (Like | Disagree)
kyle1320 Avatar
189 months ago
Apple Store employee: "Did you just have a pizza delivered?"
Mark: "Yeah"
Apple Store employee: "That's awesome."

They are just the most laid back people. Working at an Apple Store has to be one of the least stressful jobs out there.


the apple store is the G.O.A.T.
Greatest Of All Things?
Score: 13 Votes (Like | Disagree)
crisss1205 Avatar
189 months ago
My Apple store won't allow that - they kicked some people out for giving out handouts about 'How to Jailbreak your iPhone?''. I'm sure - when jailbreakme wasn't blocked - someone would've jailbroken the iDevices - then gotten kicked out.

That sounds reasonable. You can't be giving out flyers telling you how to void your warranty because when people come back and they have a problem they will not be abled to service the phone.
Score: 11 Votes (Like | Disagree)
tann Avatar
189 months ago
Oh man, I haven't laughed so much in quite a while! My favourite was when Darth was all like 'I used to be with hotmail' :p
Score: 8 Votes (Like | Disagree)
crisss1205 Avatar
189 months ago
LOL... WTF? A pizza delivered and nobody had anything to say? A date with trumpet player and all? I have a feeling that my local store would not let us get away with any of that.

It is New York after all so there are some people that you have no choice but to deal with them.
Score: 8 Votes (Like | Disagree)
Caliber26 Avatar
189 months ago
LOL... WTF? A pizza delivered and nobody had anything to say? A date with trumpet player and all? I have a feeling that my local store would not let us get away with any of that.

*I also find it ironic that I can't view this video on my iPhone. :rolleyes:
Score: 8 Votes (Like | Disagree)

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